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first a bicycle

next an F-22 Raptor stealth fighter

David (MenK): "they have baron now"
David (MenK): "big deal, we have friendship"

What does pwned even mean?

A long time ago my friend told me it was a common typo (owned -> pwned) but

that explanation sucks

is that how it started or what 

“Chill out guys I’m not even that fast, it’s just special effects”

Sonic says as a million fanboys weep

(I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
(The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
(The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”
effses:

joyfulpantsofbuttlol:

jackiefarrell:



Well this is just joyous.

As if Jackie Chan couldn’t get any more lovely

effses:

joyfulpantsofbuttlol:

jackiefarrell:

Well this is just joyous.

As if Jackie Chan couldn’t get any more lovely

brooksoglesby:

if there’s no sound in a vacuum, why the fuck does my dog get so scared of it

checkmate, atheists

nedroidcomics:

Shredded Cheese

same

nedroidcomics:

Shredded Cheese

same

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clockworksexual:

staceyrabs:

Daft Punk - Digital Love (cover)
Passion Pit - Sleepyhead (Neo Tokyo Remix)
Gorillaz - Feel Good Inc
Bob Marley - Is This Love
MGMT - Kids

download pls